phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

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Anonymous:
who was that girl you were with at starbucks

she’s my master.

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